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(Source: islesandglaciers, via fuckyeah1990s)
bobby finger: Bobby Finger's airport pick-up lines: ★
1. Nice carry-on.
2. Have a laptop in there?
3. Holiday crowds, right?
4. I’ve opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.
5. Gonna hit up Hudson News?
6. So where’s home? Do you and your parents get along?
7. I saw you were using the Delta App, too….
(Source: methteefs, via fuckyeah1990s)
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(Source: puntificating)
I’m just gonna drop out of school and tell stolen puns for a living instead.
(Source: marry-thenight)
(Source: mugenkokuraikougeki)
Ahahaha.
